About Heather
My name is Heather McCarthy and this is my site. My insane husband built this site for me and he is the best person in the world. He is a great person who tolerates my craziness and nutty behavior. He is a saint when it comes to being my husband.
Poke around my site and feel free to contact me with any suggestions on how to tolerate my husband. He is a handful but I keep him around for amusement mostly.
How it feels to be a McCarthy
The Irish are crazy even when they are not drunk. ADD, Hyperactivity, Increased Libido, these are all signs that you are a McCarthy. Thank god, I only got the McCarthy virus by marriage. In a real McCarthy the symptoms are untreatable. The only way to control these bastards is by Chinese water torture, a kick to the groin, a firm strike with a bamboo stick, electroshock therapy, and even cash bribes.
HeatherRoseMcCarthy.com is a site for no purpose, point, utility, benefit to the human race. So don’t get to upset by what you read here. If you do get upset you probably should go to a Christian website and read clean wholesome discussions of god. If that doesn’t work, you should try getting a sense of humor and note that life is too short not to laugh and be happy. If this is not an option you could find a bridge and try some Olympic diving from it. It will truly benefit the world by having one less miserable person on this planet. Note: Olympic Diving in any form is a dangerous and could possibly result in injury, fatal or nonfatal. This site is not responsible for your stupidity in any way. Some are just born stupid and thats OK with us. Hop on the short bus and have a great ride.
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